Bitch please. You’ve been God more often than Dad has.

Gabriel (IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME) tellin’ it like it is (via defilerwyrm)

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#Disney  

alice-the-alien:

"Konnichiwa Clarice-chan."

(via novachester)

#Hannibal  

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#RDJMan  

(via carry-on-my-wayward-castiel)

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne

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englishmajorhumor:

mind-of-a-writer:

squearnish:

"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—" 

do NOT

A guide for college lectures

A GUIDE FOR EVERYTHING

(via bisexualkira)

Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

(via girlwithg0ldeyes)

unlockaflockofwords:

As goes Yebin, so go my people.