bottuhm:

modern romance

(via khal-esi)

  • decades of horror cinema: what if maturing girls developed telekinesis, would that be scary or what
  • matilda: what if maturing girls developed telekinesis, hell yeah, that would fuckin own

faithandfury:

HAHAHAHAHAHhahah

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thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

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timothydelaghetto:

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

Damn foreal? lol for me it’s

- so I don’t look fat on camera

- so my mom can stop telling me I’m fat

- so my girlfriend will want to get freaky as often as I do

- so my nipples don’t puff out too much in thin shirts

(via bertibottsbeans)

collarpoints:

I’m so ready for the month-long skeleton party

(via chuuface)

time-philr:

Perfection.

(via teawithghosts)

thebetterrachel:

I can never not remember this whenever someone says “abort the mission”

(via yepperoni-pepperoni)

#Scrubs  

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

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