the-frozen-everdeen:

me: sorry I’m late i had to pet some cats on the way here

(via last-shadow-puppet)

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

(via madmaudlingoes)

(via timothydelaghetto)

Somebody loves you if they don’t mind the quiet. They don’t mind running errands with you or cleaning your apartment while blasting some annoying music. There’s no pressure, no need to fill the silences. You know how with some of your friends there needs to be some sort of activity for you to hang out? You don’t feel comfortable just shooting the shit and watching bad reality TV with them. You need something that will keep the both of you busy to ensure there won’t be a void. That’s not love. That’s “Hey babe! I like you okay. Do you wanna grab lunch? I think we have enough to talk about to fill two hours!” It’s a damn dream when you find someone you can do nothing with. Whether you’re skydiving together or sitting at home and doing different things, it’s always comfortable. That is fucking love.

How To Tell If Someone Loves You (via framesjanco)

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aimingforthefuckinglighttree:

Australian media strikes again…

(via saltysalmonella)

fuckyoudad69:

arroyomar:

Dildo attached to a Buzz Lightyear attached to a traffic light (at North 7th Medical)

Finally, I see some real art on this website. 10/10.

(via robaemea)

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

image

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'Reaper's Pizza' by TonyRiff.

#redbubble  #art  

work-it-out:

people who put the video link in a little “x” under their gifs are my favourite kind of people

(via bertibottsbeans)

persephoneshadow:

Nothing you drink after the fifth shot of tequila is a good idea.